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Spastique

by Magic Lunchbox

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1.
DREAMING IS OVER We`re living, we live and learn Do you know its true? We`ve been living in a dream But dreams can`t change the way I feel about you, the way I act around you Dreaming is over I`m going crazy, I`m feeling randy I feel like disco. Disco dancing. Dancing. Romancing. Crazy disco dancing.
2.
New Shoes 03:10
NEW SHOES So then I got a job With the Me-So-Horny Dancers© It didn`t quite work out: They said I stole some money Then I hit the road Started acting crazy But the people told me to "Stop! We`re trying to watch the movie!" He never gets the blues, he never had a clue And I haven`t touched a monkey since 1982! I met a girl from Dapto She was `cherry-o-intacto` I knew it was a facto Now she`s my defacto Just tryin` to stay alive Tryin` to survive Time to get some new shoes yeah I`ve been around the world I`ve sailed the seven seas And way out on the ocean I really got to know my body When I came ashore I started acting crazy But the people told me to "Stop! Go and get some booty!" He never gets the blues, he never had a clue And I haven`t touched a monkey since 1982! One time in Morocco I flew down to Bangkoko But the stock market calypso Now I`m back in Dapto Just tryin` to stay alive Tryin` to survive Time to get some new shoes yeah You`ve got to know your body, muthafuckaz Gonna turn you on. Cherry-o-intacto. Just tryin` to stay alive Tryin` to survive Time to get some new shoes yeah
3.
TAKING A CHANCE Taking a chance out in the city in the night time Hold on tight everything will be alright You`ve gotta be worked up in the city in the night time Hold on tight everything will be alright Going out on the weekend You should have stayed home tonight Feeling like you don`t belong And you know, you`re probably right Taking a chance Hold on tight everything will be alright Going out on the weekend You should have stayed home tonight Got the wrong sort of shoes on And you know they`ll never be right
4.
DOIN` ALRIGHT You make lots of money And you`re driving a fancy car Haven`t seen your wife, haven`t seen your kids Haven`t seen your friends, haven`t seen your mum You`re way too busy for them You got no money but I`m saying that you`re doin` alright You got no money but you`re dancin all through the night All you need is some good friends Something to eat just to stay alive It don`t cost much to go to the beach With a beautiful girl and a soccer ball And make love in the rain Organise a party for you And all of your friends You don`t need much but a stereo And some jungle juice, your favourite soccer ball Celebrate being alive! You got no money but I`m saying that you`re doin` alright You got no money but you`re dancin all through the night
5.
what a fabulous cafe! this is perfect. wish i wasn't so sticky and sweaty from all that tennis. oh well. ryans coming soon. he's a real darling but such a dick. haha. i might text sharon. oh gawd did you see what that guy was eating. really gross. some people just dont care about their waistlines i spose. im such a fucking bitch. ha haha
6.
Fix My Mo' 04:19
FIX MY MO` I do my homework. I try my heart out. But nobody cares what I do. I try to please you, I try to please everybody, But nobody knows what I go through. Late at night I lie in my bed And think about what could have been With you and me. what could have been. "It`s okay my friend", she said "I`ll fuck my way to the top, And then I`ll fix my mo` " Late at night I walk the streets And I think about what could`ve been With you and meÉ. what could have been. If I`d have made the soccer team. Well I tried and tried to make the football team But playing left back will always be a dream Now you`re out and about I`m home listening to the streets Make a cup of tea, watch the local derby "I`ll fuck my way to the top" she said "I`ll fuck my way to the top and then I`ll fix my mo` " (repeat) "It`s okay my friend", she said "I`ll fuck my way to the top, And then I`m gonna come on back to you "I`ll fuck my way to the top, And then I`m gonna come on back to you, "I`m gonna fix my mo` " (repeat) If I`d made the soccer team, Would you wanna fuck me baby?
7.
SONG FOR GREG You`re not as much fun anymore But maybe I`ve grown Now you`re out on the street All broken and torn But I`ll still care for you `Cause we`ve shared some good times You were always there for me Though you didn`t say much Only you cared about the way I feel Only you cared for me at all I`ve tried to explain it But it made no sense at all You`re just sitting in the corner Staring at the wall Defeated by the purpose I`ve seen a pattern form You gave me no surprises I`ve seen your kind before Only you cared about the way I feel Only you cared for me at all
8.
I Can See 03:12
I CAN SEE The first time that I met you It was a big surprise Your boobs knocked over my milkshake And then five minutes later you arrived I asked you to the school dance And when you said yes (Oh no, you said yes) I was over the moon You know, I didn`t think I stood a chance I can see, finally I can see Where you get your boobs from Your Mum`s stacked She came to me in a dream She carried on I can see, finally I can see Where you get your boobs from Your Mum is stacked And I don`t know what to do.
9.
Fashanu 03:37
FASHANU What are you gonna do, Johnny Fashanu? Who do you think you are, Bruce Grobelaar? Who wears the pants at home, is it Mum or Dad? Who`s gonna drive you home, Dodi Al Fayed? Who scores the goals you like, and who does the things you wanna do? Who do you wanna be? I wanna be Peter Beardsley! Who`s got the right stuff, stuff to fashion you? Where did you get that haircut? It`s pretty Fashanu Johnny Fashanu (REPEAT) Who`s gonna win the game, and what do you think will be the score? Who do you think will know? Fashanu knows all Bruce has the know-how, and the moves to fashion you We can all be friends, thanks to Fashanu Johnny Fashanu (REPEAT) .

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Named after the infamous 'Spastique' nightclub in west Paris, this album captures the definitive Magic Lunchbox.

A controversial record, it deals with issues that some might prefer to sweep under the carpet.
Such as, match-fixing in sport (Fashanu), the difficulties faced by insecure adolescents and their dealings with unusually large breasts (I Can See), and the instrumental Gay Tennis Coach which is an exact sonic representation of what a gay tennis coach would sound like given the right instruments and moral support and encouragement.

credits

released December 1, 2002

Ernie Luney: Vocals, guitar, keyboard, piano
Rob Child: Bass, backing vocals
Danny Nighttime: guitar, vocals
Damian Kukulj: Drums
Lauren Freedom: Vocals
with
John Encarnacao: Guitar and drums on track 7,
Brendon Smylie: Sax track 7
Scott Saunders: Keyboard track 4
Jeff Lepard: Trumpet track 8
Andy Kell: Sax track 8
Recorded By Tom Kanzas

Mixed by Tom Kanzas and Scott Saunders

Also by Scott Barr

‘Song For Greg’ and ‘Gay Tennis Coach’ Recorded by Magic Lunchbox

Mastered by Steve Smart at 301

Cover photos by Jeremy Ambler. Band photos by Shaun Higgins.

Recorded at Troy Horse Studios, Alexandria, Australia.

Except Tracks 5 & 7 recorded at Leefal Weapon Studios, Roselands, Australia.

All songs by Magic Lunchbox, 2004.

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Magic Lunchbox Sydney, Australia

MAGIC LUNCHBOX have released four albums:

The Yeeros Living Dangerously
Dickheads & Rainbows
What Time Is The Orgy?
Spastique

How does one describe MAGIC LUNCHBOX? The Macquarie Dictionary says-

Magic Lunchbox (n):

"Magic Lunchbox is
.......your Mum.......your Dad.....
.....the nephew you never wanted
.......the uncle you only dreamed about.

Magic Lunchbox is your Mum's new boyfriend Shane
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