1. |
This is Andini
03:14
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This Is Andini
Tipping the balance of my sensitive environment
I`ll be on my way today, on my way today
Hey there, new settler
You can do what you like
For this is Andini
The seafood extender
That`s been blowing your mind
Right here in Andini
So stop playing games with my husband...
No-one`s a stranger
But you should keep to yourself
When you`re here in Andini
So stop playing games with my husband...
Andini: a small fishing village
on the outskirts of my mind.
Tried to open up a stripclub,
but I shut me down....
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2. |
Energy Busters
04:26
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Energy Busters
He was sucked in by the energy
To a sharehouse situation,
Vibes were at an all-time low.
So pack up the firesticks
And throw them in the Kombi,
Drive past Port Macquarie
Don`t stop, keep driving on...
And she sucked him in with her energy
To a dangerous situation,
Her name was Sky and she was high
On macrobiotic wonderment.
It`s no good for his constitution
But for him there`s no surprising,
Because he was a Leo
And she was a Gemini rising...
You go up north, and you`re hanging out
You score a pound, and come back down
Twirling fire-sticks through the night
Excuse me your dreadlocks are alight
Bongo-beatin` Pseudo-freakin` down the street
And look at me
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3. |
Humans Are Losers
03:02
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Humans Are Losers
What are you doing here?
What are you doing now?
Because we`re all going to die next week
But we just don`t know how.
Maybe from malaria
Or a new strain of the flu
So you get all of the vaccines
And an asteroid falls on you, what do you do?
Where are we gonna go?
And who are we gonna be?
In fifteen thousand years time
When there`s no more you and me?
History`s just a blink of an eye
That takes a thousand years to shut,
And in that time the humans
Really shoved Earth up their butt.
Humans are losers
We are just apes
Apes with opposable thumbs
Boobs and fast cars
Third chimps from the sun
Humans are losers
We are cowboys of the universe
What if somebody knew about:
* The skidmark frequency of your undies?
* How bad your breath can be?
* Your wildest fantasies
(To go on Gladiators and pull down your pants)?
Humans are losers
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4. |
I Wanted to be a Doctor
04:22
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I Wanted to be a Doctor
So now I`m working in a factory
They got me sweeping the floor
I`ll get a forklift ticket
Won`t sweep up no more
I wanted to drive a forklift
They said "That`s Stan`s job"
Now I`m working on a golf course
They got me mowing the greens
If I finish early-
I play the back nine!
Wanted to be a doctor
They said that I was too tall
Wanted to drive a forklift
They said "That`s Stan`s job"
I`m stuck here forever
Doing the nine to five
Is this all that I`m made for-
Working to stay alive?
So now I`m working in a milk bar
I`m making hamburgers, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Do you want tomatoes?
Wanted to be a doctor
They said that I was too tall
Wanted to be a lesbian
They said that I was too tall
I`m stuck here forever
Doing the nine to five
Is this all that I`m made for?
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5. |
Mother's Favourite Son
03:49
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Mother`s Favourite Son
Jenny doesn`t live here anymore
Jenny doesn`t live here anymore
Jenny was the girl who used to live nextdoor
Jenny doesn`t live here anymore
Jason doesn`t live here anymore
Jason doesn`t live here anymore
Jason was the guy who used to go out with Jenny
Who was the girl who used to live nextdoor
Michael doesn`t come over anymore
Michael doesn`t come over anymore
Mike was friends with Jase who used to go out with Jenny
Who was the girl who used to live nextdoor
Times are a-changin`
People are moving on with their lives
But I`m just doing the same old things
Just trying to light my farts
Tito doesn`t live here anymore
Tito used to come over to score
Tito was my sister`s husband`s uncle`s
postman`s brother`s sponsor in the walkathon,
His mother`s favourite son.
His mother`s favourite son.
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6. |
Wednesday's Girl
03:15
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Wednesday`s Girl
Just last Monday
I met a girl...
etc.
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7. |
Theme from 'The Bill'
01:51
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8. |
Que Voy Hacer
03:45
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`Que Voy Hacer?
Mi compadre Manolo
Se fue con mi esposa
Tengo una pena imensa
`Que voy hacer ahora sin el?
`Que voy hacer?
`Que puta es esto?
Ojala que no te haga sufrir
Manolo,
Why did you have to go?
Manolo?
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9. |
Decidedly Evil
05:11
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Decidedly Evil
And then there was no hell
For hell was now upon this Earth
And Earth was now upon thy death
No man spoke, no man wandered
No man breathed through the dawn
No man breathed through the dawn of this new age
But then Lucifer laughed
And Jesus he cried
(Prophet of doom)
St Peter spoke of Demons
(Turn up the heat)
Angel Gabriel sang
(Highway to Hell)
And so it is written
And so it shall be done
It is for the evil
And the damned
That this land of cursed demons belongs
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10. |
The Wayne Song
05:58
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The Wayne Song
My name is Wayne
I`m a really nice guy
I work at Westpac
And I wear a tie
On the weekend
I go to Jacksons On George
I`ll have a bourbon and Coke
Another bourbon and Coke
Never been to Seaworld
Never been to Dreamworld at
Surfer`s Paradise
But you know, if you`re nice to me
I`m going to take you to
El Caballo Blanco
Never been into sailboards
Or ice skates
But for you I would do anything.
Oh Chantelle, would you marry me?
Take my hand
We`ll have the wedding
At Australia`s Wonderland
Wayne did marry Chantelle
although she changed her name to Simon.
She`d been spending all her time at the gym,
and made a whole new group of friends.
Physically and mentally she had changed so much,
Wayne was confused.....
This was no Seaworld!
This was no Dreamworld!
This was no Paradise!
You`re hurting me Simon.
Stop it, you`re hurting me.
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Magic Lunchbox Sydney, Australia
MAGIC LUNCHBOX have released four albums:
The Yeeros Living Dangerously
Dickheads &
Rainbows
What Time Is The Orgy?
Spastique
How does one describe MAGIC LUNCHBOX? The Macquarie Dictionary says-
Magic Lunchbox (n):
"Magic Lunchbox is
.......your Mum.......your Dad.....
.....the nephew you never wanted
.......the uncle you only dreamed about.
Magic Lunchbox is your Mum's new boyfriend Shane
... more
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